Plus the story of a policeman & a rectum stretcher
A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’
She replied, ‘I’m late for work.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the cop, ‘what do you do?’
‘I’m a Rectum Stretcher,’ she responded.
The cop stammered, ‘A what?…………
‘A Rectum Stretcher!’
‘And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet’
‘And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?’ he asked
‘You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge..
Important Information
Click the T Shirt image for full details, prices, shipping & ordering
These T shirts are sourced from AliExpress, the Chinese version of Amazon. Prices are super cheap with prices starting from $0.01 plus a shipping charge and others have free shipping and or free returns. Shipping can take up to 5 weeks, but the price compensates.
Most T Shirts have a range of colours and sizes with some also having multiple variations on the same theme. Most state they are 100% cotton.
Be wary of the sizes, but if you scroll down you will find most have size charts and some will advise that they are Asian sizes and you should order a size or two larger, others state they are Western sizes.
Ordering online is easy, prices are super cheap, some designs are funny or stunning or both.
Add your email address to have posts delivered direct to your inbox
0 Comments