Plus a story about a girl and a concealed weapon

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Stolen weapon found during search at Tennessee jail.  Loaded Gun hidden In suspect’s Vagina.

APRIL 22 — A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report. 

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer was alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.

The jailer and a female KPD officer then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver–which is four inches in length–had been stolen in an auto burglary in 2013. The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.

In a Kingsport Times-News interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.”

He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.” Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6,000 bond.

AND NOW THE READER RESPONSES

1. I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched!

2. Gives new meaning to a gun having a “hair trigger”.

3. Happiness is a warm gun?

4. At four inches in length it comes off as halfcocked…

5. “For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box.”

6. Report reads, “…Introducing contraband into a penal facility.” Shouldn’t that be ‘penile’ facility?

7. If it accidently went off, could you call it her ‘boom box’?

8. Remember: Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it pointed in a safe direction.

9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.

10. You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking…

11. Oh my… accident waiting to happen. Could ‘shoot the beaver’.

12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a hole new meaning…

13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?

15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”…

16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?

17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?

18. Figures… it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.

19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.


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