4 guys jump out of plane at 24,000ft, 3 wearing parachutes and one doing a freefall no parachute, no problem, definitely not for the faint hearted.

Plus 3 girls wearing parachutes, panties & shoes


And speaking of parachuting, even oldies are signing up

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. “Like sitting around playing computer games is not a good thing?” I asked.

Her talking about my “doing-something-useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She was “only thinking of me”, she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the gals.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?” I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!  This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again,” I said, “I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!” The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be ever so much fun.


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