A life of crime can be a risky endeavour, particularly when it comes to a shoot out with police or victims, but it can be profitable for those left behind.

But it can produce a fortune if done the right way

After 6 burglaries, 3 car thefts, multiple illegal trespasses, ongoing cocaine and alcohol addiction, committing 2 violent home invasions, 3 armed robberies, dealing Fentanyl and Meth, passing counterfeit money, beating 4 victims senseless and being arrested 23 times since 1998, George Floyd hasn’t committed a crime since his run in with police.

BUT IT DID NET HIS FAMILY $27 MILLION IN COMPENSATION FROM THE STATE AND $20 MILLION FROM A GO FUND ME ACCOUNT.

AND He’s been recognized by the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America, as one of the bravest people who gave his life for the cause of Racial Injustice in  America.

Who said a life of crime doesn’t pay.

Then there’s the policeman who received victim payback

A policeman was not well and admitted to hospital.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told him about it.

He finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily… If at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week.”

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn’t it?


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