Can you do this with your balls on a snooker or billiard table, if yes, you’re pretty darn good. These guys demonstrate the art of the near impossible.
Plus a couple of jokes to finish the tricks with balls
Did he have guts or balls, you decide?
Very few are aware that there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with Guts, or to people with Balls. Do they, however, know the difference between the two?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal, Volume 3; page 295, Article (iii):
GUTS – Arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS – Coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: “You’re next, Chubby”
I trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcomes – both can be fatal.
This has nothing to do with balls, but it’s close by
Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…
‘Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse. I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.’
‘Okay then,’ said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest “man thingy” the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regained her composure.
“I am so sorry,” she said. ‘I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?’
“It’s swollen,” Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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