Then we have non geniuses also known as DILLS
“Dill” is Australian slang for Idiot.
You can’t make this stuff up!
1- DILL:
We went through to the McDonald’s driveway window and I gave the attendant a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’
I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.’
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said ‘We’re sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.’
The attendant then gave me back 75 cents in change. (she was not a child math genius)
Do not confuse the people at McDonald’s.
2- DILL:
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a half a horsepower.
He shook his head and said, ‘You need a 1/4 horsepower.’
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, ‘Nooo, it’s not. Four is larger than two.’
We haven’t used that repairman since. This happened in Ipswich, Queensland.
3- DILL:
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: ‘Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here!
I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.’
Story from Collingwood, Melbourne. (explains a lot)
4- DILL:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ‘Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?’
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
This happened in Elizabeth S.A.
5- DILL:
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an ‘intellectually challenged’ co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it lets blind people know when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, ‘What on earth are blind people doing driving?’
She is a government employee in Adelaide P.O.
6- DILL:
When my husband and I arrived at the garage to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,’ I announced to the mechanic, ‘it’s open!’
His reply, ‘I know. I already did that side.’
STAY ALERT!
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