Coffee drinkers live longer healthier lives is a theory examined by Dr Chopra who provides all the facts and figures to support the benefits of coffee.
Plus a couple of stories about keen coffee drinkers
A group of seniors who meet for coffee and a chat once a week were sitting around discussing all their ailments as age catches up with them:-
“My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad; I can’t even see my coffee.”
“I couldn’t even mark an “X” at election time because my hands are so crippled,” volunteered a third.
“What? Speak up! What? I can’t hear you, said one elderly lady!
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
“I forget where I am and where I’m going,” said another.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
“Well, count your Blessings,” said a woman cheerfully…
“Thank God we can all still drive.”
And then we have the airline pilot & a flight attendant
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and………OH…… MY GOD!”
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…….
“For the luvva Jaysus…..you should see the back of mine!
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