And then there’s still the old fashioned confession

For all those in need of divine guidance !!

A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest:

Confession

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Confession

What have you done? asked the priest.

Confession

A few weeks ago, I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with her. The man stopped talking but kept weeping. Well don’t cry, it is a sin, but it is not that bad. You should say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven. Said the priest.

A few weeks ago, I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in the library.

But it doesn’t end there, the man kept sobbing. A few days later my elderly neighbour asked me to help her with her computer. Her husband was hospitalised and she couldn’t send an email to her son. I went there and fixed the problem, but when I was about to leave, rain started pouring down. It was really stormy and I had to wait. One thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with the old lady, the man cried.

Oh, dear well that makes it harder indeed, but still – you should say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven, Said the priest.

A few weeks ago, I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in the library.Oh, I’m afraid the worst part is still ahead, cried the man. Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to wait with him. One thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with him as well, the man cried.

 

Oh dear, it is indeed worse than I thought. said the priest.

So what should I do father? the man asked.

Well, answered the priest,

Confession

you should get the hell out of here before it starts raining!

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