Six funny clips one starring Dame Edna and the new King, the others are an assortment of jokes on book titles, marriage, religion, sneezes & dining.
Plus a few short stories to keep the laughs going
Strangers meet on a train and things get serious
To her dismay, Esther finds herself sharing with a strange man on the only available sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment later that day, they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, Esther on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes Esther and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”
Esther leans out and with a glint in her eye, says, “I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend that we’re married.”
“OK!” AWESOME!” the man says happily with a huge smile on his face.
“GOOD”, Esther replied. “Now…, get up and fetch your own damn blanket…!!!”
Heart breaking letter to Aunt Abbey 2022
Underprivileged children:
A reminder that not all children grow up in fortunate circumstances. The following is a true story.
Dear Aunt Abby,
“When I was a child, my father cheated and didn’t love my family. Later, my parents divorced. Soon my mother died in a car accident.
My brother and I could only live in my grandma’s old house. Grandma’s sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma’s savings.
Grandma recently died. My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day. My brother left home and won’t talk to us anymore.
Dad, now 73, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he will want me to do the same thing.” Yours sincerely,
Prince William.
Dear Prince William,
Your story breaks my heart. Go and find a dictionary, look up sympathy. You’ll find it somewhere between shit and syphilis.
Sincerely, Aunt Abby
A short story about the paranormal like ghosts
A professor at William Paterson University in Wayne, NJ was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raised their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Hamad, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”
Hamad replied, “Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”
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