These dance moves are a blast from the past. No doubt some will look back to their younger days, recognise & remember some of the star dancers.
Plus a couple of jokes about the seniors among us
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you? The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sex?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees for them to go right ahead.
When the couple finish, the doctor says,
‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple return and ask the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
‘I’m sorry, but I have to ask….. Just what are you trying to find out?’ The old man says,
‘We’re not trying to find out anything.
..She’s married and we can’t go to her house.
..I’m married and we can’t go to my house.
..Travelodge charges $93.
..The Hilton charges $139.
..We do it here for $50,
………and I get $43 back from Medicare’ (obviously an old joke at those prices)
Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humour?
Dating Ads for Seniors, found in Florida Newspaper, ‘The Villages’ Dating Ads
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper.
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FOXY LADY
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
let’s put our two heads together and enjoy the whole week.
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MINT CONDITION
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.
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AND FINALLY
A lady in the Villages in Florida (a senior retirement community), was sitting on a bench, near another bench with a gentleman sitting on the bench.
She asked him if he was new to the community and he said “no, I have owned a condo here for 20 years”.
She then said “I have been here for 15 years and I have never seen you around!”.
He then said “I have been in prison for the last 17 years!”.
She was stunned and finally asked him what he had done.
He said that he had murdered his first wife!
She was stunned again and after a long pause she said.
So you’re SINGLE???
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Do not regret growing old, it is a privilege denied to many.
A computer lets us make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history–with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
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