Plus a few more jokes to keep the laughs coming
Milk and Avocados
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.
My work is done here.
Water in the Carburettor
Wife: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous “
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the pool”.
Statistic
This is a frightening statistic, probably one of the most worrisome in recent years.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That’s scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
Mobile Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a mobile phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
“Hi meg,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”
Meg replied, “I just love it! it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though.”
“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband.
“How did you know I was at Myers?”
He Must Pay
Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mom and said, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”
Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
Today’s short reading from the bible
From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”
Then he made the earth round and he laughed and laughed and laughed!
A FLORIDA COURT SETS TO OPINE ON ATHEIST HOLY DAY:
In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case dismissed!”
The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
“Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays…” The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant.” The lawyer said,” Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.” The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned..”
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
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