How To Tell The Time – By Dave Allen

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Plus example, why it matters how to tell the time

One of the Russian Ambassadors comes to President Putin and tells him he’d like to resign.

“Why?” Putin asks him.

“Ah, Mr. President, I can’t take these time differences.

I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep.

I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening.

I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday.

I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow.”

“Well, these are just minor inconveniences,” says Putin.

“Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed, killing their president?

I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn’t yet taken off!”

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