Plus a consultants advice and a farmer’s thoughts
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top.
A young bull could not resist his temptations and wanted to mate a cow.
Other bulls told him there was one veteran consultant bull amongst them that could help.
The bull went to him and asked how to cross the wall to the cows.
The consultant explained: “First of all.. stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60mph. Then jump at a 60° angle. Do what you want then come back the same way.”
The bull asked: “But what if I mess up with the calculations and lose my testicles in the barbed wires?”
The consultant said:” Then you become a consultant.”
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