Plus another heart warming story of “Yes I Can”

A lady put an advertisement in a local newspaper paper explaining that her husband died six months previously and she was now looking for a new soulmate, but she said her deceased husband was not a nice man and he would beat her sometimes and run around with other women, but he was always good in bed and always satisfied her needs!

If you feel that you could fit the bill please contact me asap!

A couple of days later she answered her door and there was a man in a wheelchair and he had no arms or legs, she said “ can I help you?”

He replied that he had come to answer the advert! She said “ I’m sorry to come across a bit insensitive, but you haven’t any legs!

He said, well I can’t run around with other women like your husband did can I?

She said “you don’t have any arms either!”

He said well I can’t beat you like your husband did can I?

She said “ do you think that you could satisfy me in bed?”

He replied, well I rang your friggin door bell didn’t l?

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