Knickers were handy during Covid, a guy demonstrates how easy they are to remove, G strings can be used to show off and some bums are bare.
Plus a couple of gems re panties, alcohol & shoes
Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: “These girl nights out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!”
“That’s nothing,” said the other husband, “Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said…..
‘From all of us at the Fire Station.
We’ll never forget you.’ “
EACH DAY HE STOPS AND LOOKS IN THE WINDOW TO ADMIRE THE ARMANI
LEATHER SHOES.
He wants those shoes so much…it’s all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT THE ITALIAN COMMUNITY HOLDS A DANCE IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT LUIGI SEIZES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR HIS NEW ARMANI LEATHER SHOES FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE ASKS SOPHIA TO DANCE AND AS THEY DANCE HE ASKS HER, ‘SOPHIA, DO YOU WEAR RED PANTIES TONIGHT?’
Startled, Sophia replies, ‘Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?’
Luigi answers, I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes.
How you like them?’
NEXT HE ASKS ROSA TO DANCE, AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES HE ASKS, ‘ROSA , DO YOU WEAR WHITE PANTIES TONIGHT?’
ROSA ANSWERS, ‘YES, LUIGI , I DO, BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?’
HE REPLIES, ‘I SEE THE REFLECTION IN MY NEW $300 ARMANI LEATHER SHOES…
HOW YOU LIKE THEM?’
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,
LUIGI ASKS CARMELA TO DANCE.
MIDWAY THROUGH THE DANCE HIS FACE TURNS RED…
HE STATES, ‘CARMELA, YOU STILLA MY HEART. PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME YOU WEAR NO PANTIES TONIGHT. PLEASE,PLEASE, TELLA ME THIS TRUE!’
CARMELA SMILES COYLY AND ANSWERS, ‘YES LUIGI , I WEAR NO PANTIES TONIGHT…’
Luigi gasps, ‘Thanka God …..
I THOUGHT I HAD A CRACK IN MY $300 ARMANI LEATHER SHOES…!
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