Pack A Bag For A Day At The Beach

If your going to pack a bag for a day at the beach you will need lots of stuff and some company. Most would fill the car, but one bag is all you need.

Plus the story of Eve who just magically appeared

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. How Adam Got Eve — Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely..

So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothes, she will wash them for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

‘She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.’

Adam asked God, ‘What will a woman like this cost?’

‘An arm and a leg.’

Then Adam asked, ‘What can I get for a rib?

Of course the rest is history….. ……..!! !!

Plus a frog skilled in magic, a trick with a happy ending

An older lady named Ida was somewhat lonely since her cat died and decided she needed another pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, ‘I’M LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON’T EVER BE SORRY.’

Ida figured, what the heck! She hadn’t found anything else. So she bought the frog. She placed
him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ‘KISS ME AND YOU WON’T BE SORRY..’!

So, Ida figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED IDA’S KISS.

SUDDENLY IDA FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IDA TURNED INTO? ?

COME ON GUESS!

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SHE TURNED INTO the first Holiday Inn SHE COULD FIND!!!

She’s old…… NOT DEAD!!!!! OLD LADIES ROCK