Please Explain Aussie Style Part 1

Episode 1 Please Explain how this lot how this lot made it in

Plus episodes 2 & 3 of Please Explain Aussie Style

Episode 2 Please Explain preferences & how deals are done

Episode 3 Please Explain donations & how to hide the bodies

The full series of Please Explain episodes can be found here

Plus a bit more Ozzy humour to finish the day

The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.

Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.

Billabonk:  to make passionate love beside a waterhole

Bludgie:  a partner who doesn’t work, but is kept as a pet

Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact

Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine

Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle

Mateshit:  all your flat mate’s belongings, lying strewn around the floor

Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans

Bushwanker:  a pretentious drongo, who reckons he’s above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub

Crackie-daks:  ‘hipster’ tracksuit pants.

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