Road Safety Messages & Consequences

Speaking of road safety, crash below explains a lot

Question: 

What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Answer : 

Princess Diana’s death.

Question: 

How come?

Answer :

An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend 

crashes in a French tunnel, 

riding in a  German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you challenge the spelling),

(my bottle says Scotch but no matter)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles,

treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This was sent by a Canadian,

using American Bill Gates’ technology,

and you’re probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant, 

transported by Indian truck drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexicans

Who are in the US Illegally.

That, my friends, is Globalization!

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