Getting old is happening from the day we are born, but some seniors know how to have some fun & just carry on, even if at a slower pace, it’s fun.

Plus a few jokes about seniors & their life journey

No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said, We’ve got to give it back.

Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?

Sally said, No.

Jerry said, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.  

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.

Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday …….

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, we’re outta here!


Even for seniors, sexual harassment is a serious matter

Whilst on a bus tour for seniors, the driver stopped at a local attraction.  The driver parked the bus and the passengers made their doddering, unsteady descent to the footpath.

As they filed past, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. “I’ve been sexually harassed.”

A few seconds later, another old dear stopped and whispered in his ear. “Driver, I’ve been sexually harassed.”

This kept happening. Soon 7 elderly ladies had complained – they pointed to an old bloke who was crawling around the floor of the bus, looking beneath the seats.

The driver approached him, tapped him on his back and said, “Excuse me sir, I’d like to have a word with you.”

The old bloke looked up and said, “Of course you can, but not right at the moment. You see, I’ve lost my toupee and am trying to find it. I thought I’d found it seven times – but they were parted in the middle and mine’s parted on the right side.”


This is so close to the truth, it could be true

Senior Trying To Set A Password.

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER:50fuckingboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER:50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 

USER:50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccess

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use


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