But a real artist is a politician AKA Bullshit Artist


Natan Moskovitz, a Russian Jew, was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel. 

At the Moscow airport, a customs agent found a statue of Lenin in his baggage and asked, “What is this?”

Natan replied, “What is this?  Wrong question, comrade.  You should have asked, ‘Who is he?’  This, sir, is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism in our country and created the future prosperity of the Russian people.  I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero.”

The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.

At the airport inTel Aviv, a Israeli customs officer also asked Natan, “What is this?

Moskovitz replied, “What is this?  Wrong question, Sir.  You should be asking, ‘Who is this?’  This is Lenin, the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia.  I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day.”

The Israeli customs officer said, “I apologize, sir.  You are cleared to go.”

As soon as he settled into his new house, Natan put the statue on a table.  Then, to celebrate his immigration, he telephoned some friends and relatives who had immigrated before him and invited them to dinner.

During dinner, one of his friends took notice of the statue and asked, “Who is this?”

My dear friend,” replied Natan, ’Who is this?’ is a wrong question.

You should have asked, ‘What is this?’”  This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty or tax.”

MORAL: Politics is the art of telling the same bullshit in different ways to different audiences in a way that always makes you look good.

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