This talented autistic child has an incredible future as a magician & gives a faultless show on Britain’s Got Talent. Could grow up to be the best ever..
Plus the magic of beer turning men into women
Would you believe this about our favourite summer beverage ?
This is alarming & scary stuff!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
Plus some of these dogs are clever, but one of them talks
Smithy is with his friends at the poker club where they’re all bragging about who has the smartest dog.
One tells how his dog can open and close doors on his own.
Another explains how his dog walks his kids safely to school.
Another brags how his dog saved him from intruders in his home.
Well, said Smithy proudly, “My dog Buddy can talk”.
Obviously they don’t believe him and burst out laughing,
So one of them says, “Bring him in next time, so we can see for ourselves”.
The following week he brings his dog, Buddy to the poker club.
Being a poker player, Smithy turns it into a bet and says,
“Before he says anything, the bet is 2-1, that he can talk”.
The blokes are laughing again and eagerly place their bets.
Then Smithy turns to his faithful friend and says, “Okay Buddy, say something”,
The dog is silent…
“C’mon Buddy, talk!”
The dog looks at him wagging his tail…
“Buddy!, say something…!”
Again. the dog remains silent.
The poker friends are now laughing louder than ever, while collecting their wins.
Embarrassed, Smithy hastily leaves.
While sitting in his car, he turns to Buddy and says, “How can you embarrass me like that? You’re supposed to be so smart, you even made me lose all that money!”
Buddy looks at him, cocks his head and answers, “Don’t be such a schmuck Smithy, next week we bet 10-1.”
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