A couple of clips which explain the concept of how to get money for nothing . A poor poet who can’t find work & a Beatles parody on how it all works.

Plus 3 short stories on Centrelink & freedomlink

Australia is a magnificent country     

 This morning I went to Centrelink to sign my dogs up for benefits.      

The lady said, “Dogs are not eligible for benefits.” 

I explained to her that my dogs are coloured, unemployed, bone lazy, can’t speak English, have no frigging clue who their fathers are and expect me to feed them and provide them with housing and medical care. 

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. 

My dogs get their first cheques next Friday. Bugger me, this is a great country!


And speaking of getting something for nothing

A young man with his  pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. 

He marched up to the  counter and  said, “Hi.  You know I just HATE drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.  I don’t like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing.

“The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2020 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather  awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.

“The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’  me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well… You started it.”  ….


Do you know how to catch wild pigs ???

A thought to remember.  Marx said, “Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed.”  

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class.  

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.  

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new communist regime.  

In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question.  He asked: “Do you know how to catch wild pigs?”  

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. 

The young man said that it was no joke. “You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food.  

When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming; When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.  

They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. 

The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.  

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.”  

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America, Canada and Australia. The government keeps pushing their people toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.  

One should always remember two truths:  

There is no such thing as a free lunch, and

You can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government “help” is a problem confronting the future of democracy in Britain, America , Canada & Australia you might want to share this with your friends.  

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably not share this. 

BUT, God help us all when the gate slams shut!  

Think about this:

 Quote for today: “The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living.”


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