All your favourite country music stars sharing a special performance of “Take Me Home, Country Roads” written by John Denver & released in 1971.
And speaking of country roads, Brad meets Cliff
A stockman named Brad was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in NSW when suddenly a brand-new 2022 AUDI advanced towards him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the stockman, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Brad looks at the man, who obviously thinks he knows more than the stockman, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?”
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Apple iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S22® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 15-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the stockman and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Brad. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Brad says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a bureaucrat with the NSW Government,” says Brad.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required,” answered the stockman. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are, and you haven’t got a clue about how working people make a living – and you know nothing about cows either. I know that because this is a flock of sheep.”
“Now give me back my dog.”
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